Going out to clubs can be fun and it helps take a break from the daily routine. The club scene has its good, bad and ugly (which I notice a lot), which I have had a fair share of. Some of the things that irritate me at clubs are:
1; ladies who grab their men tightly (or in most cases their SAB for the night), whenever the guys tries to speak to another lady, sister if you were giving him attention and not boring him he won’t be going elsewhere for entertainment
2; don’t want to come with a guy who dances so hard like his trying to give Dr Malinga competition, for your information Dr Malinga is doing his job he gets paid to be crazy on the dance floor. I don’t want to have you sweating so hard that you have to take off your shirt it’s not Jika Majika chill my brother the reason is not to sweat
3;a guy who pulls me from the dance floor and tells me to come sit down because he wants to hold a conversation with me, sorry my brother I didn’t come to 3Talk with Noeleen, if I wanted to sit down and talk I won’t be at a club, I’m here to dance, drink and have fun.
4; a guy who sticks on me like glue, dude you are not bodyguard from Belgium so give me room to breathe, give a sister some space
5; a guy who expects to dance with you all night, chill we not doing ballroom dance where we have to pair up the whole night. Sometimes I want to hit it solo on the dance floor please
6; ladies who will be dancing like they trying to prove a point just so they can get attention, you will break a bone or pull muscles you never knew you had. Relax the reason is not to sweat, otherwise tomorrow you won’t be able to wake up and we won’t be there to help
7;ladies who come to the club with an overnight bag, no sister don’t give it away that you will be giving it up tonight.
8; dude if I give you my phone to save your number don’t be all smart with me and save yourself the way your dreams tell you, next thing I have someone saved as “Tony my love”, wait right there brother
9; you just met me on the dance floor and already you tell me you love me. Like really? So what do we call it? Love at first dance move?
11;ladies who sit on the couch the whole night adding to the decoration of the club, sister you might as well just stay home, play music and drink there
12; someone who gets drunk and now stands holding onto you for balance let’s wait right there, do I look like a stand?
13 people who don’t wear appropriate for the club, a lady who is wearing a dress that is a “don’t touch” (too small), wearing a tracksuit in a club come on are you coming to prepare for a marathon? Being on the dance floor with your sharp nose, dude do you want to injure us?
14; stepping on me and not saying sorry because you want me to believe that you too drunk to notice
These are some of the things that irritate me and forgive me if you one of the people that do this things but they really irritate me.